Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Misconceptions About Common Sayings

Misconceptions About Common Sayings

It is no secret that I love language and all things related it to. Also, being a bit of a pedant, I love to share titbits of information about words, phrases, and language in general. Some involve spelling errors, while others involve conception or comprehension errors.

Beg the Question


Common Saying: To beg the question

Let’s face it – 99% of people reading this list will not know the correct meaning of “beg the question”, but that implies that the mistaken meaning should really be considered correct through common usage – so let us not fight about right or wrong – I will just state the facts: “to beg the question” does not mean “to raise the question”. Originally the phrase was “to begge the question” and it appeared in English around the 1580s. It is a reference to a question (or phrase) which implies the truth of the thing it is trying to prove. Confusing? Okay – here is an example: “why does England have fewer trees per acre than any other country in Europe?” This is a “begged question” – the person asking is implying that England has fewer trees – when in fact, it may not. Another example is “he must be telling the truth because he never lies”. Decartes was begging the question when he said “I think, therefore I am”. Oh – and for those of you who are used to using the term in the wrong way, consider using “prompt the question” as a correct alternative.

Wreck Havoc


Common Saying: To wreck havoc

Havoc means chaos – and to wreck something is to put it into a state of chaos. So why would you make chaos out of chaos? You wouldn’t. What you might do is wreak havoc though – because “to wreak” means “to cause to happen”. The two words are pronounced differently – wreck sounds like “rek” while “wreak” sounds like “reek”. It is a small – but common, error.

Free Reign


Common Saying: To give someone free reign

This is a spelling error that leads to a misunderstanding – though the meanings remain the same fundamentally. Many people presume this phrase to mean that a person given free reign, has the “royal” power to do anything they want. In fact, the correct phrase is “free rein” and it comes from the days before cars when horses were used as our main mode of transport. When navigating a steep or winding path, one would relax the reins so that the horse could pick the safest path as he was more likely to do a better job than the rider.

Take a Raincheck


Common Saying: I’ll take a raincheck

This phrase is usually meant to mean “I won’t do it now but I will later”. This is the commonly accepted meaning (and has been for a long time) so it is now considered to be correct. It is included here merely out of interest because its original meaning was slightly different. Initially, a raincheck was offered to people who had tickets to a baseball game that was rained out – they would offered a “raincheck” which was a ticket for a game at a later date to make up for the missed game. This eventually found its way into shopping jargon in general where a raincheck was an offer to sell an out-of-stock good when it arrived back in stock. The meaning has eventually broadened to a point that it is not an offer any longer but a response.

On Tender Hooks


Common Saying: On tender hooks

This phrase is very commonly misspelt. First off, what exactly is a tender hook? It doesn’t seem logical does it? Well – that is because it isn’t. The phrase is actually “on tenterhooks”. A tenter was a medieval tool used for making cloth – the tenterhooks (pictured above) were small hooks to which the fabric would be stretched in the manufacturing process. To be on tenterhooks means to be left hanging – or to be in a state of suspense.

Rule of Thumb


Common Saying: Rule of thumb

People commonly think that this saying is a reference to a law allowing a man to beat his wife as long as he uses a rod no thicker than his thumb. It is, of course, completely untrue. There is no record of any judge in Britain ever making a ruling like this – or any lawmaker passing a law. The phrase actually refers to doing something by estimates – rather than using an exact measure.

Eat Humble Pie


Common Saying: Eat humble pie

This phrase means “to be humble in apologizing for something.” I was slightly reluctant to put it on the list because it actually does mean what people think it means, but there is still a misconception here; people think that this phrase means to eat a pie made of humbleness but it actually means to eat a pie made with umble (pictured above). Umble is an old English word for offal – the bits of the animal seldom eaten today (sadly). It was a pie that was normally eaten by the poor as the finer cuts of meat were left for the rich only. “To eat a humble pie” is an example of metanalysis (words being broken down into parts or meanings that differ from the original) as it sounds just like “to eat an umble pie”. Other examples of this in English are “an apron” which used to be “a napron”.

Another Thing Coming


Common Saying: If you think that, you have another thing coming

This is a complete aberration of the original phrase because of the sound of English. The correct phrase is “if you think that, you have another think coming” – in other words, “what you think is wrong so think again”. Because the “k” in “think” often ends up silent when saying “think coming” people have changed the phrase over time. Of course, “another thing coming” makes no sense at all. To illustrate how global this error is, when you google “another thing coming” it returns 139,000 results; when you google “another think coming” it returns a mere 39,000 results.

Fit as a Fiddle


Common Saying: As fit as a fiddle

This is another phrase where a single word has confused people – “fit” in the context of this saying does not mean “healthy” which is a 19th century definition. Its original meaning was “suitable” – and it is still used in that context in the sentence “fit for a king”. As fit as a fiddle means “as appropriate as can be” – not “in excellent health”. The first use of the phrase, incidentally, was in the 16th century and it was originally “as right as a fiddle”.

Scot Free


Common Saying: To get off scot free

Many people think that this saying refers to Scottish people being tight with money – hence something being free, but in fact the word “scot” is an old Norse word which means “payment” – specifically a payment made to a landlord or sheriff. So this phrase – while meaning what most people think it means, has no connection to the Scottish people – it just means to get off without having to pay.

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Monday, April 08, 2013

Interesting Facts and Statistics About Masturbation

Interesting Facts and Statistics About Masturbation

Choking the chicken, tickling the pickle, spanking the monkey…whatever you want to call it, masturbation is a pretty common practice these days. Don’t believe it? Check out the infographic below to discover a very interesting facts and stats about fapping.


1. 95% of men admit to masturbating, compared to 89% of women. For married individuals, the rate is 70% for both men and women.

2. Fewer married christian men (61%) admit to masturbating. Only 13% consider the practice "normal".

3. Frequency: more than 40% of males and 20% of females admit to masturbating daily. 55% of men and 48% of women masturbate at least once a week.

4. 53% of women use vibrators when masturbating. Reportedly, 17% of men have also used vibrators for solo masturbation.

5. Masturbation may be good for you. Studies suggest it may reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men. For women, cervical infections might also be reduced with frequent personal stimulation.

6. More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on.

7. 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex.

8. Male kangaroos have been known to give themselves blow jobs. Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks as dildoes.

9. At this very moment, 797,151 Americans are masturbating. That's more people than the entire population of Alaska.

10. Math for final figure: number of masturbatory aged people in US: 240,052,886; average session: 12 minutes; average frequency: 62.5 percent masturbate daily; therefore 153,053,044 masturbate a day; equals 7.5 minutes of everyone’s day (or 450 seconds a day); therefore, 797,151 Americans are masturbating right now.

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Saturday, April 06, 2013

Truly Amazing Fact's You Don't Know About

Truly Amazing Fact's You Don't Know About

I’m a big fan of random facts. Finding out something that bends my comprehension is always a great delight! I decided to gather my own list of interesting and baffling facts and serve them to you in an awesome list. This is the result. Check out these facts and allow yourself to be baffled.

Atomic Bomb


Continuous farting for six years and nine months energy would create equal to that of an atomic bomb.

Cap's Lock Day


28th June is the International cap's lock day!

I Love You


If you mouth the word "colorful" to someone, it look's like you are saying "I Love You".

The Guy Cry


The average guy will cry six time's a year while the average woman will empty her tear duct's somewhere between 30 and 64 times.

Facebook Photo's


British people are drunk in 76% of their Facebook photos!

Facebook Dead People


After 100 Year's from now, facebook will have 500 million account's of dead people.

Most Common Lie's On Internet


1. I have read and agree to the term's of service.
2. Status: Offline.
3. Yes: I'm over 18 year's old.

Close Friend's


A study by the Oxford University suggest's, when you fall in love, you lose 2 close friend's.

Under Construction


You never seen a McDonald's or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

MGM Movie Logo


The lion used in the original MGM movie logo killed it's trainer and two assistants the day after the logo was filmed.

Nose


You see your nose at all time's, your brain just chooses to ignore it.

May 1


Both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden were announced dead on May 1.

Drop of Tear's


When a person crie's and the first drop of tear's come's from the right eye, it's happiness. When it's from the left, it's pain.

1000 Year's


It would take about 1,000 year's to watch every video currently on Youtube.

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